- My child doesn't eat
- It’s okay if you haven't hoovered
- Bath bombs are messy AF
- Three year olds DO NOT shut up.... EVER
- Never wear white trainers in the rain
- Instagram is the fountain of all knowledge
- Not everyone is your best friend but who cares
- Maya was okay with Santa this year
- The people you meet through Instagram are more supportive than people you actually know
- Working just two days a week can be very lonely
- I bloody love an early nights and pyjamas in front of the TV
- Brexit is shocking
- The 'terrible twos' does not last forever
- Your child is your style icon
- Buying clothes for your child is an addiction
- No one is winging single motherhood, its f*****g hard
- The bins only get collected once a fortnight
- Hangovers are a big NO in your mid 30's
- Everyone has their problems
- Most people you meet are fighting a battle you know nothing about
- You don’t have to share everything on social media
- Mummies bed is way better than Mayas bed
- I waste too much money in the £1 shop
- Finding something good in a charity shop is like finding gold
- Don't run up the stairs
- I spend too much time on my phone
- Having your wrist in a cast is bloody annoying
- I will never have a bath alone again thanks to Maya
- Toddlers feet grow stupidly quick
- Growing your instagram following is not an overnight thing
What 2019 Taught Me....
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